Party on the Island

[bobbyjoe]

Still waiting on the rule book.. Real simple at my place.. If you cant have fun, I dont want you here anyway.. But time will tell wont it?

So why dont you just go and relax

Looks like source chicago is in!

In case some of you out there are missing this post cause it keeps getting burried, here it is again I am focused on getting lights and sound now.. Great Lights and Sound and that is really what I would like to hear replys on.. Would be good for all! Source Chicago. I will talk to them on Feb 4th and make this thing go..


My 7 lookouts are great swimmers and very close friends of mine. 2 are lifeguards and all will be carrying walkie talkies keeping in constant contact with the mainland (that is your connection to the paramedics if you need it)
I have been asking for anyone out there with CPR training to step up and let me know you qualify so that I can guarantee the people atleast 6 pr trained among you.. two of my lookouts are trained, but I want a total of atleast 6

I love the no cell phone idea for alot of reasons and I guess the one that comes to my mind first is the fact that they dont work out there anyway.
If you need to get in touch with someone that bad, we have one of the three pontoon boats to get you back to the mainland where you can use a phone, on us! The pontoon boats by the way are the same boats that will transport the portapotties from the mainland to the island.. Now I suppose I have to explain that we intend to wash the pontoon boats off after we transport the peepee teepees to the island?

I got 337 of the locals ready to go to the party, and the island is big enough for 2,000. I am only wanting a total of 1,000 on it...
THE LINE-UP!... I am still shopping around and trying to get the best I can.. I guess you can say I am going about it a little bit backwards.. I like to know how many people are willing to show before I spend my money on the show..

Waiting on Dank for the three punch knockout sound... And you know as well as I do, this little town of Ottawa does not even come close to offering what Chicago has to offer when it comes to lights and sound.. But here I am, a pioneer, giving it my best shot...So instaed of wasting time picking this plan apart, why not help me pull it together?

As far as what if the party gets busted? Well you all know the rules.. Legally, I cannot promote anything illegal.. As I said before, there is a river all around you and it is flowing deep and fast..use your imagination

As far as the skin on my lampshade, I only want frogskins.. LOL
There is no rustic cabin on the island and I plan to entertain you with the best lights and sound I can find before the Fourth of July weekend.. So maybe a few of you out there will start to see the light and help me get the best damn line up you ever seen... I am revising my pay at the door policy to three dollars to reserve and $17 at the door.. That equals $20 per guest..

I welcome any criticism, but please read this post before .. You might see that I have already addressed your concerns... My place is open to anyone and anytime you would like to get to know me..

[bobbyjoe]

Hey, while I am waiting for source to get back in touch, I thought of a great idea that everybody should love. I did it last summer and I want to do it again this summer.. This has nothing to do with a rave, just alot of fun.. A really cheap fun vacation right here on the Fox River. Now this party can also be set up through me and I call it the "River Rat Tour"

What it is is a 2 day canoe trip down the beautiful Fox River.. I will guide you through 27 miles of the most beautiful river in the Midwest (Great chance for photo enthusiasts to use your skills) to one of the big islands on the Fox River where you can set up your tents and start a fire.. Since I am the BBQ King around here, I supply my world class BBQ to you on the island that night, then I leave after everbody has ate and gets the bonfire going on the island . The last group of folks were smart and brought their own tunes. Then in the morning, whenever you get around to it, you pair back up in the canoes and float down the river until you see a big bright yellow lodge that says the last watering hole. paddle to it and pull your canoes up on the bank a little and go inside where you can enjoy bloody mary's and breakfast.. Then you go back to Chicago if you still feel like it.. Great plan!
I charged $99 a couple and that covers everything but the tents and Bloody Marys.. Bloody Marys are big and good at the lodge and they cost $4.. You bring your own little two or 4 man tent and let the fun begin.. Anyone want me to write you down for the canoe trip in June? I can get enough canoes for 280 people. Let me know, it is something to keep me busy until I hear back from source

Oh yeah, the river is mostly only about 4 feet deep and moves about 4 miles per hour (unlike the Illinois) and you get life jackets with the canoes too..

[KandyJill]

Lol, you're a smuck.

[bobbyjoe]

When God made man, there was only the one, and the various parts of the body argued about who would be the boss.
The hands said they should because they did the manual work.

The feet thought they should because they took man to where he could do the work and get food.

The stomach thought it should be boss because it digested the food that kept all the body organs working.

The heart thought it should be because it pumped the blood that allowed the food to be digested by the stomach and reach the body.

The brain said, "No, I have to send all the signals to get each of you to do your job. Therefore, I AM THE BOSS!!!!"

The asshole said, "No, no, no... I should be the boss." Well all the other parts of the body laughed at the asshole. The asshole got mad and said "I'll show you who's boss", and clogged up the works.

After a few days, the stomach ached .....the hands were practically helpless .....the feet could not carry the body .....the heart was about ready to stop pumping blood .....the brain's signals were being ignored and finally, the body died.

The moral of this story is .....you don't have to be a brain to be the boss, just an ass-hole.

[Jexey]

that's a little out of place

[bobbyjoe]

A man approached a sheep farmer and said, "If I tell you how many sheep you have down in the valley, can I keep one?" The farmer glanced at the vast field of sheep, eyed the stranger carefully, giggled, and then accepted the bet. The stranger looked carefully across the rolling hills, scanning it left and right, then said, "5,279."

"Holy Cow!" the startled farmer exclaimed. "How did you do that?"

"Well, I'd rather not say," answered the man. "Now can I have my sheep?"

The farmer sighed, "A deal is a deal, I guess." The stranger picked out an animal and began to lead it away. The farmer watched in silence for a moment, then called after the man. "Wait! If I can guess where you are from, will you give me back my animal?"

"Fair enough," the man agreed with a grin. "You're from New York," guessed the farmer.

Instantly the stranger's smile turned to a frown. "How did you know?"

Well I'd rather not say," the farmer answered. "Now can I have my dog back?"

[DnB-LoVeR]

I'm down with a summa party on a raver's island in Illinois. I wish you'd have one before may though. I finish up my lease down here at the end of april and It's really close to where I live now. Whaddya say? Maybe Easter time or something? 'cause that'd be phatty. I'd get those plastic easter eggs and hide them all over the island with little "gifts" inside. It'd be raw.

[bobbyjoe]

You know its cold out in april?
let me think a little on it and if I can get something together inside for Easter too, I will..

[bobbyjoe]

Ok, here's the masterplan for my easter party outside in april

They are on sale for $29 right now!!!! email me

[bobbyjoe]

Think warm..think warm..think sun..think sun..think fun..think fun..
Out on the river having fun in the sun on the Fox... See what yall missin in the city?