Whats some embarrassing moments in your life? :P

[gopher]

Ill start!

I was in math class in some odd grade of middle school, and it was my first day back, and i got seated behind the girl i had a crush on.


everything was silent, and i ripped some major ass straight up, loud obnoxious rank ass fart.

My face went bright red, and i was asked to leave the classroom. I felt the fart coming, but there was nothing i could do to stop this unfortunate turn of events.


I later laughed at the situation, but for the time being it was very embarassing, and she didnt speak to me for like a month :O ahha.





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Another time, when i used to work in the mall (parkway plaza for those who know san diego) i worked across the way from charlotte russe and i was flirting with one of the girls from across the way cause thats what we would all do, and i went to go walk into the store and was too dumb to see that the doors were shut for the time being and smashed right into the glass door :x



ive got more, but lets here some of your embarrassing stories :P

[Mog]

lond story short i went streaking and ran into my friend's dad who i've known for 20 odd years

[TheMessenger]

I HAVE THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF ALLLLLL TIME! NO ONE CAN BEAT THIS.


When I was about six or seven my brother and I threw the biggest fit anyone has ever seen b/c my parents wouldn't let us sleep with them . You don't enderstand when I say Fit b/c this was brutal and loud and just well.....horrible.

So to teach me a lesson my older brother( not my twin ) taped recorded us throwing this Lould obnoxiuox fit allllll night. Keep in mind my brother was pissed.

So other than my parents trying to cure me of this problem of being scared to sleep alone, so were my elementary school teachers and principle trying to cure me and reward me for sleeping on my own. . I went to a small private school in pasadena and the school eventually got shut down due to child abuse ( NOT B/C OF ME THOUGH) and well....This will make you beleive me story.

So the next day after this brutal fit I was as happy as could be and my brother and I went to school and when the WHOLE ENTIRE SCHOOL was out front saying the pledge of allegence the PRINCIPLE AND MY OLDER BROTHER COMES ON THE INTERCOM AND PLAYS THE FUCKING TAPE FOR ALLLLLLL TO HEAR TO TEACH ME A LESSON FOR A GOOD TWO FUCKING MIN ......SHOULDN'T THIS HAVE SCARRED ME?????????????//

[rAvInPsYcHoNaUt]

When I was in seventh grade my family decided to go to Hawaii, but bring my grandma along since her husband had just passed away and she had neck surgery recently so as to have some time to get away from everything.

The first week we were there, we went to this one beach to snorkel. Within my first hour there some sea turtle scared me and caused me to scrape up my thigh against coral/rock crap fucked me up, anyways I was chillin with my grandma watching everyone at the beach when my mom comes up to my grandma saying she was going to make her snorkel. I tried to convince my mom that was a retarded idea considering my grandma was already using a walker to get around due to her surgery and her balance was way off…walking into water and bracing yourself against waves was no bueno. But no one listened to me.

Oh yeah sidenote; my grandma is like one of those little cute grandma’s like, like to wear make up and look all done up so they don’t look their age and jazz.

So we walked my grandma into the water like knee-height then I ran her walker back up to our towels and stuff. Then my mom had an ingenious idea to hand my grandma a child’s flotation device (Like those tiny ass foam boogie boards for toddlers lulz) and she went head first underwater and all the snorkler’s saw and wadded over to help her, but she was so fucked up from surgery still it took like a handful of people to get her standing up again. And I guess she wore like the things to make your boobs bigger in bathing suits I’m not sure, but it went floating out of her bathing suit and an old man caught it and handed them both to her. On top of all this 2 hot ass lifeguards were like running to the scene only to find an old lady struggling to stand up with fake boobs in her hands. Easily over 100 people observed that, I’m sure entertaining scene, but for me horrific.

[doodles.]

i was in my school's play my freshmen year. i was an extra and all i had to do was run across the stage at a certain point, then run back. sounds simple, right?

well, on the night of the show, i end up eating shit running across the stage, stopping the entire play because i took so long to get up and run back. i couldn't believe that happened.

[Thunders]

i pissed my pants in front of the ice cream man once hahaha

Good tiiimes

[gopher]

Originally Posted by rAvInPsYcHoNaUt

When I was in seventh grade my family decided to go to Hawaii, but bring my grandma along since her husband had just passed away and she had neck surgery recently so as to have some time to get away from everything.

The first week we were there, we went to this one beach to snorkel. Within my first hour there some sea turtle scared me and caused me to scrape up my thigh against coral/rock crap fucked me up, anyways I was chillin with my grandma watching everyone at the beach when my mom comes up to my grandma saying she was going to make her snorkel. I tried to convince my mom that was a retarded idea considering my grandma was already using a walker to get around due to her surgery and her balance was way off…walking into water and bracing yourself against waves was no bueno. But no one listened to me.

Oh yeah sidenote; my grandma is like one of those little cute grandma’s like, like to wear make up and look all done up so they don’t look their age and jazz.

So we walked my grandma into the water like knee-height then I ran her walker back up to our towels and stuff. Then my mom had an ingenious idea to hand my grandma a child’s flotation device (Like those tiny ass foam boogie boards for toddlers lulz) and she went head first underwater and all the snorkler’s saw and wadded over to help her, but she was so fucked up from surgery still it took like a handful of people to get her standing up again. And I guess she wore like the things to make your boobs bigger in bathing suits I’m not sure, but it went floating out of her bathing suit and an old man caught it and handed them both to her. On top of all this 2 hot ass lifeguards were like running to the scene only to find an old lady struggling to stand up with fake boobs in her hands. Easily over 100 people observed that, I’m sure entertaining scene, but for me horrific.

emelie!!! this sounds more of a embarrassing story for your grandma not you!!
ya jerk !!

[Klover]

farting in class several times.

the other week:

texting while walking....RIGHT into a pole.

[Try_]

shit my self at the fair.

[bshieh]

ripped a huge one in the middle of the SAT.

i said safety afterwards and laughed it off, so i guess it wasn't all that embarassing.

one time my choir was taking a trip to some underprivileged school to have an exchange with the other choir. my teacher, knowing i came from a pretty poor background, and had some pretty terrible experiences, asked me to have a story about how choir changed my life and all this shit ready for the exchange.

at the exchange, we had justfinished singing, and people were asking us questions, and one of them asked "how do you practice out side of school?"

not even HEARING his question, i got up, and started telling my story. it involved lots of drugs, my terrible allergies, and post nasal drip.

everyone in my choir laughed their asses off and made me sit down. then, when we had gotten back to our own school, my conductor comes up to me, and tells me that the other conductor asked him why he asked a mentally retarded child to answer a question.

T.T

[gopher]

Alright, some of my darker embarrassing moments


Uhm, when i was 16 my grandmother walked in on me while i was masturbating. was in my chair ass naked. Didnt know what to say at all... ._.



was getting head, and complete accident i ripped ass.. this one was probably the most embarrassing.. =x

[couch-potato]

I went e-tarded as shit at HSII... I told myself that I would roll as hard as I did during my first rave (EDC 07'). And HOLY HELL DID I ROLL HARD! Euphoria, everything was kickass, I was talking to people, giving lightshows, keeping the good vibes flowin' strong, made sure no girl in my presence danced alone, just having a fucking awesome time.

I'm in line for water. I give the cashier my $3, and as he goes back to get the water i end up meeting this guy named Rollin'. This confused me.

"Hey brother, what's your name?"
"I'm Rollin', dawg."
"I can tell by your pupils, man! But what's your name?"
"My name is Rollin'."

I laughed at this, told him to keep up the good vibes and walked away. Without my water. *sigh*

So I guess I've been lucky when it comes to embarrassing moments.