Finnaly the best thread of all time.

[TheMessenger]

YOUR ENCOUNTERS WITH THE POLICE!
The times you got away with it and the times where you were a dumbshit and didn't.

If this one guy with a badge of some sort which gives him rights or powere or someting decided to lift up a flap on this one thing MY LIFE WOULD HAVE CHANGED FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the side note: ***************

[eggystardust]

multiple run in's with the police, most just either getting lucky they didn't find the bud or not getting lucky and having bud and smoking utensils "confiscated" for the piggy's pleasure.

just recently i had a couple drinks at a club and got pulled over on the way back home. fortunately i'm 23 and had gotten off probation for a DUI 3 years ago just 2 days earlier, where blowing .01 would've gotten me fucked. good timing!

yea so wat time i was drinking beer and coming down off acid.....I was drving up walgrove (in LA) and I fucking hit a tree dint make the turn hit the treee the car drove to the other side of the street i avoided the curb and made a right into an alley and the bumper was jammed into the wheeel well. I tried to unjam but the fucking cops got their b4 i cud finish unjaming it that way i cud drive away......but luckily I fucking drank the last beer right b4 they got there so i avoided a DUI =). i had like 7 grams of bud on me some deemsters and some mushroom chocolates hehehe. LOL I TOLD THE COPS THE DMT (dimethlytryptamine) WAS DXM AND THAT WE EXTRACTED IT FROM COUGH SYRUP LOL! and luckily I decided against bringing my LSD with me that day omg! THANK GOD@! but anyways I was 17 so it wouldnt have mattered lol. In the end my dad had one fucked up yukon XL and I had a ticket for distribution of marijuana cuz i had my skeeze on me lol. I tried to tell the cops: "Officer I weigh my blunts and joints before i smoke em!" lol they dint buy it o well....lol


NEXT!

so like a couple weekends ago in palm desert.....a couple hours b4 coachella me and my friends go to meet my homie @ his hotel to pickup a half O of bud. for some dumb ass reason my friend decided to do a couple donuts in the casino parking lot. So some security fag pulls us over and they they search the vehicle and than they call highway ppatrol.....we were all detained in handcuffs while the car was being searched...and than I see the cop pop the trunk and i rmembeered my backpack was in there......oh fuck! lol i jus remembered I had one shitty rolll left in there FUCK! lol so yea the cop tells me he found it he arrests me for it we go down to the station they test the pill and it doesnt show up as shit so he had to release me ( lol keep in mind he was pissed he had to release me LOL) and yea i go to day 2 of coachella sneak in and fucking enjoy the rest of my night and I found a VIP pass on the floor of the mosh pit where pendulum was playing and I got mad drinks and the rest of the night was chill except I had to sneak onto the campground and sleep on the floor =\ LOL but yea woke up met up with a couple heads and found a ride home and yea hopefully i wont get anything in the mail saying I need to go to court in PALM FUCKING DESERT@!!! ololololollol

[SpinKittE]

I had some stuff in my bra at a rave that got busted. We we're about to when some fucking stoner walks in and says "dude the cops are here".

So we waited around for 20 or so minutes until the cops start screaming "Get the fuck out, or get arrested!"

Gotta love LAPD.

[eggystardust]

lol, i love these stories! here's a non-cop related incident kinda...

back in my drug binging haydays i was at my buddy's pad, nice size party. had a couple kegs and so on... after drinking heavily i popped a xany bar, snorted another one, did a bunch of coke, then got offered a valium! and some shit! so i popped, snorted, shit-piped, and drank my way into my car over the course of about 2 hours and decided i'd cruise to the bank to see if i had more money for yayo. (funny thing is i NEW i had no more money in the bank, but try telling me that at the time...) things get hazy after that (ya think?) and next thing i know i'm getting off the freeway and rolling my car off the offramp. tumbling around, my bubbler flying all over the car, but we landed upright in the middle of some field after taking out some gate. i thought maybe i can drive out of here but the ignition definately didn't do shit but make a clicking sound...

so, cops haven't shown up yet! we call one of the dudes at the party to pick us up. car is fucking totalled, thank god for seatbelts... they get there, we jump in, and on the way back i see the cops have showed up. in my fucked up state i tell the driver to pull over and let me out, i'm gonna take care of this shit now! they're saying no, but i was on a mission to make things right! long story short they let me out, took off, i strolled across the street with a smile and informed the cop that that indeed was my car and i was trying to avoid hitting a coyote.. asked if i wanted the breathalyzer or blood test--definately opted for the breather, blew a .12



so after that i decided drugs aren't the best thing for me. gimme psychadelics anyday--just no cars involved please? kthx..

Originally Posted by eggystardust

lol, i love these stories! here's a non-cop related incident kinda...

back in my drug binging haydays i was at my buddy's pad, nice size party. had a couple kegs and so on... after drinking heavily i popped a xany bar, snorted another one, did a bunch of coke, then got offered a valium! and some shit! so i popped, snorted, shit-piped, and drank my way into my car over the course of about 2 hours and decided i'd cruise to the bank to see if i had more money for yayo. (funny thing is i NEW i had no more money in the bank, but try telling me that at the time...) things get hazy after that (ya think?) and next thing i know i'm getting off the freeway and rolling my car off the offramp. tumbling around, my bubbler flying all over the car, but we landed upright in the middle of some field after taking out some gate. i thought maybe i can drive out of here but the ignition definately didn't do shit but make a clicking sound...

so, cops haven't shown up yet! we call one of the dudes at the party to pick us up. car is fucking totalled, thank god for seatbelts... they get there, we jump in, and on the way back i see the cops have showed up. in my fucked up state i tell the driver to pull over and let me out, i'm gonna take care of this shit now! they're saying no, but i was on a mission to make things right! long story short they let me out, took off, i strolled across the street with a smile and informed the cop that that indeed was my car and i was trying to avoid hitting a coyote.. asked if i wanted the breathalyzer or blood test--definately opted for the breather, blew a .12



so after that i decided drugs aren't the best thing for me. gimme psychadelics anyday--just no cars involved please? kthx..

scenario easily avoided had you had any sense in you!!! lol u volunteered breathalyzer! omg lol the cops musta laughed @ that one lol

[BigHugss]

this was a funny story........so my friend comes in from hawaii to visit for a couple weeks....so one night we all decide to go out to a party n get hammered......that night it was me, my friend from outta town and our other friend skyler........we get to this party and start gettin hammered playin beer pong and takin shots of captain...lil did anyone kno but i had about a G of yay on me and i had been takin bumps throughout the night.....sneaky sneaky....we decide to leave the party cuz we are to smashed and it was gettin to loud.....as we are walkin out into the parkin lot of these apartments my friend from out of town starts pukin everywhere and can barley stand so skyler goes to help him and i decide to sneak in a lil bump while there distracted...right as this happens a cop turns the corner and shines his light on me right when i have my hand up to my nose.... i quickly turn around and act like i was just itchen my nose and put my hands in my pocket, he walks up demanding for my hands outta my pockets, he tells me to sit down and is diverted to my friend who just fell over throwin up.....as he turns i take the yay in my hand and throw it to the side......it was a horrible throw and the lil blue bag is about 3 ft behind me totally visible....after he talks to my friends he walks over to me....heres were it begins......I start to tell him how these are my two friends one from work one outta town and that they had called me to come pick them up because they where to wasted.....i told him i was the DESIGNATED DRIVEER haha....as i said this i could taste the capt. on my breath....but for some reason he fully believed me....he told me to get outta there n go home and he would take care of my friends cuz there underage n drunk....so i walked away in astonishment and couldnt believe what happened...he didnt see the yay...he didnt smell my breath or anythin....so what did i do....i drove away for 25 min....waited.....and drove back to get the yay! hahaha and it was still there i was pretty stoked....what a close call though DD FTW

Originally Posted by BigHugss

this was a funny story........so my friend comes in from hawaii to visit for a couple weeks....so one night we all decide to go out to a party n get hammered......that night it was me, my friend from outta town and our other friend skyler........we get to this party and start gettin hammered playin beer pong and takin shots of captain...lil did anyone kno but i had about a G of yay on me and i had been takin bumps throughout the night.....sneaky sneaky....we decide to leave the party cuz we are to smashed and it was gettin to loud.....as we are walkin out into the parkin lot of these apartments my friend from out of town starts pukin everywhere and can barley stand so skyler goes to help him and i decide to sneak in a lil bump while there distracted...right as this happens a cop turns the corner and shines his light on me right when i have my hand up to my nose.... i quickly turn around and act like i was just itchen my nose and put my hands in my pocket, he walks up demanding for my hands outta my pockets, he tells me to sit down and is diverted to my friend who just fell over throwin up.....as he turns i take the yay in my hand and throw it to the side......it was a horrible throw and the lil blue bag is about 3 ft behind me totally visible....after he talks to my friends he walks over to me....heres were it begins......I start to tell him how these are my two friends one from work one outta town and that they had called me to come pick them up because they where to wasted.....i told him i was the DESIGNATED DRIVEER haha....as i said this i could taste the capt. on my breath....but for some reason he fully believed me....he told me to get outta there n go home and he would take care of my friends cuz there underage n drunk....so i walked away in astonishment and couldnt believe what happened...he didnt see the yay...he didnt smell my breath or anythin....so what did i do....i drove away for 25 min....waited.....and drove back to get the yay! hahaha and it was still there i was pretty stoked....what a close call though DD FTW

gnar bro

hehehehe

[eggystardust]

Originally Posted by BigHugss

this was a funny story........so my friend comes in from hawaii to visit for a couple weeks....so one night we all decide to go out to a party n get hammered......that night it was me, my friend from outta town and our other friend skyler........we get to this party and start gettin hammered playin beer pong and takin shots of captain...lil did anyone kno but i had about a G of yay on me and i had been takin bumps throughout the night.....sneaky sneaky....we decide to leave the party cuz we are to smashed and it was gettin to loud.....as we are walkin out into the parkin lot of these apartments my friend from out of town starts pukin everywhere and can barley stand so skyler goes to help him and i decide to sneak in a lil bump while there distracted...right as this happens a cop turns the corner and shines his light on me right when i have my hand up to my nose.... i quickly turn around and act like i was just itchen my nose and put my hands in my pocket, he walks up demanding for my hands outta my pockets, he tells me to sit down and is diverted to my friend who just fell over throwin up.....as he turns i take the yay in my hand and throw it to the side......it was a horrible throw and the lil blue bag is about 3 ft behind me totally visible....after he talks to my friends he walks over to me....heres were it begins......I start to tell him how these are my two friends one from work one outta town and that they had called me to come pick them up because they where to wasted.....i told him i was the DESIGNATED DRIVEER haha....as i said this i could taste the capt. on my breath....but for some reason he fully believed me....he told me to get outta there n go home and he would take care of my friends cuz there underage n drunk....so i walked away in astonishment and couldnt believe what happened...he didnt see the yay...he didnt smell my breath or anythin....so what did i do....i drove away for 25 min....waited.....and drove back to get the yay! hahaha and it was still there i was pretty stoked....what a close call though DD FTW

lol, isn't it funny that no matter how bad the cop scare is, u always go back for the drugs??

[Klover]

i once got a warning cause the little spikey thing from a tree that i threw across the street hit a car driving by....

(it was a soft spiky thing...one of those small green ones...)

[{mac} the girl]

Originally Posted by Klover

i once got a warning cause the little spikey thing from a tree that i threw across the street hit a car driving by....

(it was a soft spiky thing...one of those small green ones...)

haha thats fucking rediculous. i have that tree in my front yard. i use to throw that shit across my court all the time.

well yeah so my parents basically own my truck until i turn 18 and then they sign it over to me so its pretty much my truck. so one day i drove my truck to school and they called the cops on me and said i stole the truck. i was hella stoned when i was arrested at school. my parents got my bong out from underneath the seat in my truck. and i got put in juvi for 2 days. oh yeah btw: they did this because they hated the fact that i smoked pot (if you didnt already guess) and they wanted to get me on probation so that id get tested ... yeah fun. so now im on probation til sept 8, 08. woo! fun shit.

[Derly]

Originally Posted by {mac} the girl

haha thats fucking rediculous. i have that tree in my front yard. i use to throw that shit across my court all the time.

well yeah so my parents basically own my truck until i turn 18 and then they sign it over to me so its pretty much my truck. so one day i drove my truck to school and they called the cops on me and said i stole the truck. i was hella stoned when i was arrested at school. my parents got my bong out from underneath the seat in my truck. and i got put in juvi for 2 days. oh yeah btw: they did this because they hated the fact that i smoked pot (if you didnt already guess) and they wanted to get me on probation so that id get tested ... yeah fun. so now im on probation til sept 8, 08. woo! fun shit.

Aren't the tests scheduled though? So like any pro athlete you can just cycle the drugs...