Favorite Quotes - Page 4

casperette · #37 31.3.2008, 3:16 am

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
-George Carlin

Klover · #38 31.3.2008, 4:37 am

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Originally Posted by casperette

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
-George Carlin

so true.....so true...

this one hit my head hard...

(my biggest fear is death

)

oxytocination · #39 31.3.2008, 9:27 am

oooooh looks like my question was a bit late in the thread, there...

Apologies for the lack of research...

More =

"He who fights monsters should take care, lest he thereby become a monster... And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"There's something kinda sad about the way that things have come to be: desensitized to everything - what became of subtlety?" - Maynard James Keenan

oxytociNation

bshieh · #40 31.3.2008, 7:58 pm

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Originally Posted by casperette

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
-George Carlin

LOL DOPEEEEE

bache · #41 31.3.2008, 9:33 pm

"The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either."

-- Benjamin Franklin

TheMessenger · #42 31.3.2008, 10:01 pm

Life is like a cut pill, you never know what your going to get.

Kasper Kasper Kasper · #43 31.3.2008, 10:03 pm

"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it."

-Barack Hussein Obama

If you dont get it, your a moron

TheMessenger · #44 31.3.2008, 10:21 pm

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Originally Posted by casperette

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm.”
-George Carlin

It all depends on what religion your from, some get to have a bomb time after they die.