ever have a drunkkkkennn night

[BigHugss]

didnt even plan to get wasted last night but you all kno how that goes....

so i wake up...still drunk.....and my first thought is "ohh fuck worrkk"

i jump out of bed and to my surprise im naked??? hahah i usually sleep in boxers n what not but when i gettt realllly wasted for some reason i always end up naked in bed hahah

so then i start to look around for my cell phone wondering what time it is and how late i am to work......well my cell phone is no where to be found....as well as my boxers being MIA and my shirt.....but there on the floor lay my pants....with my pipe/weed/wallet etc...but no phone.....i was so confused....so i run and grab the house phone and start to call my phone and i listen for the vibrate in my room....nothin......so i walk out to grab a water bottle to pug and there in my garage lies my phone under a piece of toilet paper?!?!? wtf???? and about 5 ft from there is my boxers???? so pants in my room....boxers and phone in the garage??? wtf???? haha so i look down and yup im 20 mins late already....i call my boss let him kno whats up and i make it to work at 10:08am and i was supposed to be there at 9:30.....so how did all this happen??? i dont kno.....and my shirt, yup its still MIA

just thought id share my random/hectic morning......any other drunken stories i got a few more

[Psilo]

I don't have a long story, just a really short one.


One time I got so drunk, I woke up the next morning in someone's laundry dryer.

[Conniption]

Lesson for the kiddies: Don't match Armenians shot for shot.

[Fizzy]

OH MY GOD haha. My FIRST time being drunk in high school was after a basketball game I went to at the staples center. All I can recall was taking a few drinks, closing my eyes for what seemed like a second and waking up in my own bed wearing my friend jermaine's clothes (mine were apparently soaking wet from walking through the rain), with my mother sitting at the foot of my bed screaming at me in spanish.

Good times.

[couch-potato]

I've woken up in the passenger seat of my car, parked in front of my house.




Absinthe!

[vo!?]

got drunk on absinth on the pont des art in paris, peed in a church courtyard, woke up the next day at 4pm... missed meh french finals =[

found out my pants was ripped from jumping the cast iron fencing around the church... eh it was all worth it.

[Sparky]

lmao.. thats a crazy story .. did your cell phone smell funny??.. just asking?

lol.. i got drunk last night.. wasnt planning on it.. but was watching hells kitchen at a friends,, and i was making liquid cocaine shots .. and i woke up still drunk.. so did my friend / coworker.. so til about 11 when it wore off.. i didnt get shit done.. lol

[Dopey.Is.A.Gabber]

I love drunken storys where u can't remember shit..... haha they are fun...


I have so many of those memories...


I also think its funny when girls get drunk and pass out in the bathroom after you help them puke their brains out

[TheMessenger]

I have been getting drunk everynight for the past week and a half just to make the time go faster until E.D.C.
Time goes by so slow when your sober.

[Sparky]

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

I have been getting drunk everynight for the past week and a half just to make the time go faster until E.D.C.
Time goes by so slow when your sober.

hahah.. i thought it was just me.. im glad someone else had the same idea.... im taking it easy tonight.. this morning was too rough hahaha

[bshieh]

one time i got so drunk i slept with some girl whom i could have SWORN had stds.

x 500.

but apparently not. it's been 2 years and i'm supposedly in the clear for even hiv.

fucking score.

i really hope i didn't eat her out. /praypraypray

[digitalclock]

I'm drunk right now...I will explain how it goes tomorrow. LOL