best one liners youve hard at raves

[Sparky]

we all hear the crazy things people say at parties so post up your best ones here:

1. Get the lighter so you can see my nipples

[StopFrontin]

*cough*

[Pluto!]

not to me but i overheard this haha "do u want a massage......down there?"

[-BAMF-]

"are you rolln?"
"do you wanna roll harder?"

[Psilo]

dumb rave ho: "Can you please rub vicks on my back?"


crazy asian guy on acid: "WHICH ONE IS THE MOON?"


about 40 newbs ive personally heard: "I love Paulina Taylor... She is so good"


some dorky looking guy: "Hey try to give me a lightshow with your cigarettes, lets see if it works"

[rAvInPsYcHoNaUt]

"Where'd our friends go....Oh well we'll find new ones."

[solo]

"Hello, my name is BAMF" --> automatic rejection

[-BAMF-]

what kind of pills did you take?

i dont know? but they were yellow?????

[solo]

some girl at the fox theatre in the late 90's.
flags me down from her seat whiling im walking up the ramp.
holds up a condom...
"look! its a condom!"


wtf?

some e-tard that went with my group to moontribe.
after the party all rolled out and etarded.

"i dunno man. i was trying to talk to people but everyone was acting like they didnt want to talk to me" *cry face*

LMAO
HAHAHAHA


some guy at the masterdome stops me as im walking past him.
"oh my gawd, you are sooo beautiful!"
and he walks away.

[Psilo]

'I took a really mellow pill, I think it had heroin in it'

[eissian]

girl:hey do you have a cigarette
guy:bitch, if i had a cigarette, I WOULD BE SMOKING IT

what do you mean there's fireworks
30 seconds later
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THOSE

hey brother are you alright
yeah man, i just had to sit down for a bit BLARHASKRHASDASKJDFASFHASFKFSHAKFHA VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT VOMIT
actually man, nah. im pretty far from alright

coming back from a rave but still vaild:
DONT YOU LOVE DRUNK DRIVING AT 6 IN THE MORNING

[-BAMF-]

"trust me, im not even rolling"


"what do you mean its over"

"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED"