your personal story of how you beat a drug test!!!

[soulfulgrrl]

Tell you story of how you beat a drug test!!! this will be interesting has to be 100% true!!!!

[Konrad]

I failed

and the second time when I "beat" it, I didn't do any drugs


BUT my best friend passed his test [major pothead] with a detox drink bought at a smoke shop.

[kfreak]

ok i beat it the old fashioned way, i diluted the sample. i drank enough water that i shut down my kidneys for a small amount of time, and pissed almost straight water. dont do this though, it is very dangerous.

[TechnoRacer]

One hour before the test I drank a 1.5 liter bottle of water. Then after about 10 to 20 minutes I went to piss a couple times. And when it came time to piss in the cup it was pretty much straight water.

[djardena]

Originally Posted by TechnoRacer

One hour before the test I drank a 1.5 liter bottle of water. Then after about 10 to 20 minutes I went to piss a couple times. And when it came time to piss in the cup it was pretty much straight water.

sometimes if they get the sample back and its a certain percentage (or more) or H20 (basically if they pick up that the shit's too diluted to get an accurate reading on) don't they say it was a faulty sample (of course they'll say 'blame this on us') and make you take another? so i've heard anyway.... ?

[RainbowVomit_n_CumBubbles]

My friend used apple juice one time and passed.. then the second time he used apple juice, somehow the results came back and said there was traces of nymphetamine ( ) So he had to admit he was smoking dro and was too scared to get caught. So he took another test and he was clean, but he still admitted it so hes still fucked. If he had just taken the test the first time...

[Kledsky]

back in high school when i had to take drug tests for awhile i had one of my clean friends piss in a little vial for me. Then i put the vial in my shoe with a hand warmer. The hand warmer was the worst idea in the world, i had to go shopping with my mom before hand and my foot was SO HOT..

but yea it worked i didn't have anyone in the bathroom w/me when i had to get the test and i just poored the urine into the cup.

Awhile after that though i just stopped doing drugs, it was what i should have done and im glad i did, i had a bunch of shit to work through in my life and the drugs were just postponing all that.

I had to take a drug test about 2 months after that and i was clean of drugs. Beforehand i had eaten some poppy muffins my mom made and i turned up possitive for opiates (I SWEAR NO JOKE!), it can happen! But it was no biggy because a couple days later i took another test and i was clean, normal opiates wouldn't have left the system that quick.

[Ananya]

I quit doing drugs when I knew one was comming up. Sorry, its not very interesting but it is completely 100% true.

I'm so glad I never have to worry about that again...

[Circuit]

there cant be a 100% way to fake cleaness, there just cant be. its impossible to fool every test. im sorry, but i am very skeptical about this.

[Razgriz]

I don't do drugs, buuuuut...

Here's how you pass a drug test: CAREFULLY!

Seriously though, just dip your finger in some bleach, right? Let it dry, go to take the test, piss in the cup, dip your finger in it, and it'll clean it. I've seen it work numerous times while I was in the Army, and those drug tests are extremely sensitive to any changes!

[Disco Biscuits]

Originally Posted by Razgriz

I don't do drugs, buuuuut...

Here's how you pass a drug test: CAREFULLY!

Seriously though, just dip your finger in some bleach, right? Let it dry, go to take the test, piss in the cup, dip your finger in it, and it'll clean it. I've seen it work numerous times while I was in the Army, and those drug tests are extremely sensitive to any changes!

Has anyone else done this? Sounds interesting.

[CrAzYSensation]

ya, i got the best way to do this, just masturbate in the cup, fucken works wonders