anti raver site- raver mocking

[hypnoticx3c]

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[Incoherent]

most anti raver sites are really just mocking rave stereotypes......namely.....e'd out candy kids.

you aint going to see pics of normaly dressed people sitting by the bar or somethin at a rave just chillin out.

ishkurs site makes fun of candy kids and mocks raver stereotypes as welll and that guys prob bigger into EDM than any one of us. I mean he does have that amazing EDM guide on his website.

[natefrogg]

seen this before

the last guy that posted it was all freaking out, hehe

the site made me laugh though...stereotypes are almost allways funny =)

[hypnoticx3c]

yeah i thought it was funny lol.. i liked the "drug cocktails" they had

[maxfan]

"Q: Are there any Ravers that aren't complete losers?

A: Yes, believe it or not there ARE Ravers that aren't complete losers: DEAD RAVERS."

"Q: I've got to know this one: Why do they use so much goddamned NEON!?!?!?

A: There are several reasons actually. First off, many ravers will actually put neon glow sticks in their mouths. This is because they are hallucinating and they believe that they are robots and that these neon glow sticks are their power source. Kind of like "The Transformers" cartoon and those "Energon Cubes" they were always fighting over. It's always quite a hoot when the glow sticks explode in their mouths and you see them puking up glowing green liquid!

Next, as you know, joggers and bikers will often wear neon to avoid being hit by cars at night. Well with ravers it's sort of the same thing. When they come stumbling out of a rave, completely stoned off their asses, they have been known to go wandering into highways. By wearing all the neon they figure people will see them and swerve out of their way. In my case, if I see someone on the highway wearing all that neon, I MAKE SURE I HIT THEM DEAD ON!

Finally, they will fling around all sorts of neon items while they dance. Normally you would think this is just so they can have a "trippy effect" going for them while they "groove to the music". Nope. When they do this they are trying to "appease the gods of the Rave". Much like a tribal dance with large decorative outfits and flowers, Ravers use "Neon" to try to make the gods happy so that they are given more drugs and more bad music to listen to in the future. However, the only thing the gods seem to bring them is bad attire and unemployment."

"Q: I see the word "PLUR" used a lot? What the hell does it mean?

A: "PLUR" stands for "Peace, Love, Unity and Respect". At least that's what they'd like you to think. But if you ask them enough about what it REALLY stands for, they'll eventually break down and tell you. It really stands for "Please Let Us Reek". Ravers are simply hippies dressed in even more idiotic outfits. But don't let that fool you. They still SMELL like hippies. We're talking about people who pass out in the middle of a rave and lay unconscious on the floor for HOURS. The same floor that people have been walking on, spitting on, spilling drinks and food on, vomiting on, and probably pissing on. So "PLUR" is their way of asking the general public to ignore how badly they reek."

This site is all about hate!!!! My God, somebody must have a lot of time on his hands to sit there and publish an entire website about hate.......

[Incoherent]

Originally Posted by maxfan

This site is all about hate!!!! My God, somebody must have a lot of time on his hands to sit there and publish an entire website about hate.......

oh will u relax, we all know all ravers arent exactly as he described.
(just the candy kids)

[mr. EX]

lol, hes doggin the shit out of ravers i must admit though the pictures and the little description made me chuckle

[Juno]

The only comedy on that entire site is the writer's weak attempt at humor.

[Dj Serj]

dont worry about this man, people jsut dont understand and i think its better that way. its all about plur, why waste ur time with this? who gives a shit?
lets go rave it up!!!!

love every

plure

Dj Serj

[hypnoticx3c]

an x-raver prob made it haha..

[Dj Serj]

[quote=Dj Serj;371877]dont worry about this man, people jsut dont understand and i think its better that way. its all about plur, why waste ur time with this? who gives a shit?
lets go rave it up!!!!

love every

plure

[Escamilla9]

hes prob just pissed that he lives in some little town with his 56k modem and his 1997 packardbell computer and is pissed that he can't experiance raves like all of us haha!