Things u've said after After SEX!!!! that u wont ever foreget

[Noir]

60 things not to say to a naked guy
>> >>1. i've smoked fatter joints than that.
>> >>2. ahh, it's cute.
>> >>3. who circumcised you?
>> >>4. why don't we just cuddle?
>> >>5. you know they have surgery to fix that.
>> >>6. it's more fun to look at.
>> >>7. make it dance.
>> >>8. you know, there's a tower in italy like that.
>> >>9. can i paint a smiley face on that?
>> >>10. it looks like a night crawler.
>> >>11. wow, and your feet are so big.
>> >>12. my last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
>> >>13. it's ok, we'll work around it.
>> >>14. is this a mild or a spicy slim jim?
>> >>15. eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
>> >>16. will it squeak if i squeeze it?
>> >>17. oh no, a flash headache.
>> >>18. (giggle and point)
>> >>19. can i be honest with you?
>> >>20. my 8-year-old brother has one like that.
>> >>21. let me go get my tweezers.
>> >>22. how sweet, you brought incense.
>> >>23. this explains your car.
>> >>24. you must be a growing boy.
>> >>25. maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
>> >>26. thanks, i needed a toothpick.
>> >>27. are you one of those pygmies?
>> >>28. have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
>> >>29. every heard of clearasil?
>> >>30. all right, a treasure hunt!
>> >>31. i didn't know they came that small.
>> >>32. why is god punishing you?
>> >>33. at least this won't take long.
>> >>34. i never saw one like that before.
>> >>35. what do you call this?
>> >>36. but it still works, right?
>> >>37. damn, i hate baby-sitting.
>> >>38. it looks so unused.
>> >>39. do you take steroids?
>> >>40. i hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
>> >>41. maybe it looks better in natural light.
>> >>42. why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
>> >>43. oh, i didn't know you were in an accident.
>> >>44. did you date lorena bobbitt?
>> >>45. aww, it's hiding.
>> >>46. are you cold?
>> >>47. if you get me real drunk first.
>> >>48. is that an optical illusion?
>> >>49. what is that?
>> >>50. i'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
>> >>51. were you neutered?
>> >>52. it's a good thing you have so many other talents.
>> >>53. does it come with an air pump?
>> >>54. so this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
>> >>55. where are the puppet strings?
>> >>56. your big gun is more like a bb gun.
>> >>57. look, it fits my barbie clothes.
>> >>58. never mind, why bother.
>> >>59. is that a second belly button?
>> >>60. where's the rest of it?

[hbgrl4u]

Originally Posted by toalex89

you were my 1st asian ^.^

HI ALEX

mine still wins

[Legos]

whats your name again?

i kid i kid cant think of anything ive said after sex

[alex]

Originally Posted by hbgrl4u

HI ALEX

mine still wins

hahaha Hi

knew I needed a magnum

[hbgrl4u]

there 8 ppl in this thread post IT come on!!!

frisky HBGRL is waiting

[Fizzy]

'i'm still mad at you!'

hehe.

[alex]

Originally Posted by fizzy94

'i'm still mad at you!'

hehe.

[Fizzy]

Originally Posted by hbgrl4u

thanks im feeling frisky and dirty today.... come on Rlers make my day!!!!




showering right after sex is a fucking kill..... lay there for like 15 min suck it all in than maybe shower... leave the dirty hot sex on

lol we need to hang out. you're hilarious.

[hbgrl4u]

Originally Posted by toalex89

hahaha Hi

knew I needed a magnum

magnum..... hmmm prove it

[Psilo]

"Don't tell anyone about this unless you want me to go to jail Ok?"

[alex]

Originally Posted by hbgrl4u

magnum..... hmmm prove it

**unzipz pants, slaps lil guy around..... hazaaaaaaaaaa**

[Noir]

Originally Posted by Psilo

"Don't tell anyone about this unless you want me to go to jail Ok?"

VERY wrong!!!!!