my mom said this 10 mins ago.....

[breakerboy]

i fuckin love this thread lololololololol

[kilowatt88]

Originally Posted by LuckyCharms21

Haha I remember smoking weed in my room with my friends. We had incense sticks as my parents walked in and our good ole friend freaks the fuck out and without my parents saying anything he jumps up for joy as if nothing happened and everything was cool. (( Everything was cool damnit we were smoking the reefer.. just hanging out )) but this made my high go up because it was so damn funny. His ass runs downstairs and tells asks them how they were doing and if they smelt something funny that it was him. They'd already known we were blazing but he said he had to take the biggest shit and he stank up the bathroom so we lit up the whole carton of incense so if it smells dank.. it's nothing illegal. He says this and I'm left with two parental units glaring into my eyes and I crack the fuck up as the rest of us just point to our good ole fella and our friend Derek slaps the shit outta him and we walk downstairs.. go outside and sure enough there's my neighbor.. a COP! He comes up to me and says, "So Danny you don't plan on moving on to bigger and heavier drugs do ya?"

Haha my ass was scared shitless but he's a hella nice guy and told me to quit smoking weed.. sure enogh I did.. for about a week and started up again when he went outta town

Hahaha classic.

[LuckyCharms21]

Haha I know! Shit we had a foreign exchange student from India who had an ounce of bud in his room and his mom thought they were plants for his science project. She said as long as he's not jacking their plants from the backyard he's fine. Haha I guess she's never heard of MARIJUANA! I'm sure they got that hasheesh in India though lol maybe she's just sheltered lol

[kyusho]

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!! lol totally not what i thought!!!! hahahahahahha. . . nice