my mom said this 10 mins ago.....

[Jeze]

hahahah that's funny...yeah moms are funny. my mom keeps telling me that i never sleep enough because i must be smoking weed (wtf? it's just the opposite! fucking weed makes me fall asleep). and then she would tell me she "found" something in my room just to scare me off...man! is never gonna work, such an old trick.

[mollysynesthesia]

holy crap. it was kindof the opposite with me and my mom this weekend. in dallas there's aproblem with middle school kids using cheese (heroin and tylenol PM) and it was on the news and so she said

"MOLLY? DO YOU HAVE ANY CHEESE?"
and i assumed she meant cheese, as in the FOOD. cause i eat a cheese sandwich every day, i figured she was making a grocery list.

"um, i don't know. i think we have a little bit, but i think tyler took it. why? do we need some?"

"no, i was just checking"
"oh man, i love cheese. cheese is the greatest"

and i had no idea what cheese was. i don't do downers, so, surprisingly, i'm not up to date on what the kids are using.

she FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. thought i was a heroin addict.
it was funny.

[DizzyDoll]

Originally Posted by maxfan

"you get off that coke mina! you have problem! you stay up all night becuase of that coke. you've gone through all the coke i've bought you this week! i'm not buying you any more; do you hear me?! you are addicted! addicted to coke! you can't even wake up in the morning! YOU DRINK WAY TOO MUCH COKE!!!!!"


I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU GUYS...... this is what she said.... LOL

and now i'm supposed to go to bed at 9 because i'm a coke addict..........

sad mina.............

LOL

lol coke whore.....

[toaster]

One time my mom told me to pick up some crystal lite, mushrooms, coke, lettuce, and parsley, so I'm all "Alrighty, you wanted crystal, shrooms, coke, and some greens?"

She's like "thats right dear, thank you"

My friend was listening on speakerphone and we laughed for a good 3 minutes straight after she hung up.

[Slip N Slide]

pssssh parents buying their kids coke

[toxicmonkeyraver]

im not even allowed to step foot into a rave any more once my mom heard i was doin x. so dont feel bad.

[Nick den Haag]

Originally Posted by maxfan

"you get off that coke mina! you have problem! you stay up all night becuase of that coke. you've gone through all the coke i've bought you this week! i'm not buying you any more; do you hear me?! you are addicted! addicted to coke! you can't even wake up in the morning! YOU DRINK WAY TOO MUCH COKE!!!!!"


I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU GUYS...... this is what she said.... LOL

and now i'm supposed to go to bed at 9 because i'm a coke addict..........

sad mina.............

LOL

you should have said "yeah mom i do drink too much coke" then whip out a ten spot and snort off the kitchen table.

[Ante]

Originally Posted by toaster

One time my mom told me to pick up some crystal lite, mushrooms, coke, lettuce, and parsley, so I'm all "Alrighty, you wanted crystal, shrooms, coke, and some greens?"

She's like "thats right dear, thank you"

My friend was listening on speakerphone and we laughed for a good 3 minutes straight after she hung up.

HAH! One more and then I'm done, and this one made me feel like such an idiot/asshole..

Long story short- we were driving to my house to pick up some foil to burn our stash in (nobody had a pipe, and yes, this was back in the day about 10 years ago) and I had just talked to my mom on my cell. After telling my friends what a clueless mom I had and how'd she'd never know what I'd need the foil for I leave the car, walk into the kitchen, and pow. There she is, holding a strip of foil and waving her cell phone in the air.

I hadn't hit the "End Call" button and my mom had heard everything I had said for the last 5 minutes about how dumb she was, how we were going to get high as fuck, and how she'd never even know. Needless to say she was pissed to high hell.

[b3t4]

Originally Posted by mollysynesthesia

holy crap. it was kindof the opposite with me and my mom this weekend. in dallas there's aproblem with middle school kids using cheese (heroin and tylenol PM) and it was on the news and so she said

"MOLLY? DO YOU HAVE ANY CHEESE?"
and i assumed she meant cheese, as in the FOOD. cause i eat a cheese sandwich every day, i figured she was making a grocery list.

"um, i don't know. i think we have a little bit, but i think tyler took it. why? do we need some?"

"no, i was just checking"
"oh man, i love cheese. cheese is the greatest"

and i had no idea what cheese was. i don't do downers, so, surprisingly, i'm not up to date on what the kids are using.

she FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. thought i was a heroin addict.
it was funny.

Most kids who are taking cheese don't know what cheese is.It was made to get people hooked on H.

Since we're on the topic of coke I think this would be a good place to tell a storry

Once upon a time my mom was a stripper/model and my dad was a coke dealer

They met 9 months later I was born

[Jellybean]

Originally Posted by Ante

My buddies and I (back in HS) actually passed of a bong as both a pencil sharpener and an incense holder in two seperate occasions from his Polish mother. No offense to Poles, I was only stating that she had VERY limited exposure to America and the drug culture.

HAHAH thats funny

*vaporizes*

[DJ Muffin Man]

it'd be funnier if you were doin lines while she said this shit to you!!

[LuckyCharms21]

Haha I remember smoking weed in my room with my friends. We had incense sticks as my parents walked in and our good ole friend freaks the fuck out and without my parents saying anything he jumps up for joy as if nothing happened and everything was cool. (( Everything was cool damnit we were smoking the reefer.. just hanging out )) but this made my high go up because it was so damn funny. His ass runs downstairs and tells asks them how they were doing and if they smelt something funny that it was him. They'd already known we were blazing but he said he had to take the biggest shit and he stank up the bathroom so we lit up the whole carton of incense so if it smells dank.. it's nothing illegal. He says this and I'm left with two parental units glaring into my eyes and I crack the fuck up as the rest of us just point to our good ole fella and our friend Derek slaps the shit outta him and we walk downstairs.. go outside and sure enough there's my neighbor.. a COP! He comes up to me and says, "So Danny you don't plan on moving on to bigger and heavier drugs do ya?"

Haha my ass was scared shitless but he's a hella nice guy and told me to quit smoking weed.. sure enogh I did.. for about a week and started up again when he went outta town