I guess a sex joke

[Jeze]

Originally Posted by Jellybean

A slut sleeps with everyone, but a bitch sleeps with everyone but you.

hahaha i like it!

[Jellybean]

Originally Posted by Jeze

hahaha i like it!

this is filler

[*pixy*]

Originally Posted by Jellybean

AHAHAH. love it.

I'm glad you did..I loved it to lol

[Longshot]

How do you know if a raver chick is having a bad night? she has her tampon in her hand and she's looking for her glowstick.

[Sparxx]

Originally Posted by BoomTssPhace

OMeffingG. Wow...

EEK!

[datbomb]

A guy finds a genie lamp and the genie says, "I'll grant you three wishes, but there's a catch: Whatever you wish for, your wife gets double."
So the guy's first wish was a billion dollars.
The genie says, "Alright, but your wife gets two billion."
The guy said, "Okay that's fine with me. For my second wish I want to own my own country."
The genie says,"Sure thing, and your wife gets two countries of course."
The guy says, "No problem with me. For my last wish, I wish you to beat me half to death."

[xmentz]

Originally Posted by Longshot

How do you know if a raver chick is having a bad night? she has her tampon in her hand and she's looking for her glowstick.

LOL niice dude.

[Tommy Danger]

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?













....she gagged!

[*pixy*]

Originally Posted by Longshot

How do you know if a raver chick is having a bad night? she has her tampon in her hand and she's looking for her glowstick.

ha ha that's bad

[Seashrooms]

Originally Posted by *pixy*

MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics
1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"

5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

lmao

[lurpy]

lmao i love it... sadly ive heard most of these..

how do you use a condom twice?


turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it

[KandyGurlSDC]

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"