I guess a sex joke

*pixy* · #1 17.3.2006, 4:48 pm

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

*pixy* · #2 17.3.2006, 4:58 pm

MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics
1. The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon period; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.
2. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

3. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

4. The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is the phase in which you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you!"

5. There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

redeuphoria · #3 21.3.2006, 4:20 pm

Three girls sitting on stools at a bar. First one says, "I'm so loose, my boyfriend can stick his whole fist inside me." Second one says, "I'm so loose, my boyfriend can stick his whole head up inside me." But by the time they turn to the third girl, she's slid halfway down on the stool.

BoomTssPhace · #4 11.9.2006, 6:13 pm

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Originally Posted by redeuphoria

Three girls sitting on stools at a bar. First one says, "I'm so loose, my boyfriend can stick his whole fist inside me." Second one says, "I'm so loose, my boyfriend can stick his whole head up inside me." But by the time they turn to the third girl, she's slid halfway down on the stool.

OMeffingG. Wow...

Doctor E.vil · #5 11.9.2006, 10:23 pm

The difference between a terrorist and a woman on pms is that you'll find the terrorist easier to negotiate with.

A little sexist 9/11 sick joke.

redeuphoria · #6 11.9.2006, 11:55 pm

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Originally Posted by Doctor E.vil

The difference between a terrorist and a woman on pms is that you'll find the terrorist easier to negotiate with.

A little sexist 9/11 sick joke.

Oh Steve, leave comedy to the bears.

Doctor E.vil · #7 12.9.2006, 3:49 am

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Originally Posted by redeuphoria

Oh Steve, leave comedy to the bears.

Oooooh. Fuzzy bears? To hug them and squeeze them and love them and touch them and cuddle them and squeeze them and hug them and love them and..............

redeuphoria · #8 13.9.2006, 2:33 pm

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Originally Posted by Doctor E.vil

Oooooh. Fuzzy bears? To hug them and squeeze them and love them and touch them and cuddle them and squeeze them and hug them and love them and..............

Hehe cute.

Astridddddd · #9 15.9.2006, 2:37 am

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Originally Posted by Doctor E.vil

Oooooh. Fuzzy bears? To hug them and squeeze them and love them and touch them and cuddle them and squeeze them and hug them and love them and..............

touching bears is illegal, its called beastiality sir.

Jellybean · #10 20.9.2006, 7:45 am

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Originally Posted by *pixy*

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

AHAHAH. love it.