Chuck Norris

[SparkleEStar]

Originally Posted by Conniption

- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Lmfao. That's the best one!

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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies...he potatosacks them.

[MinnieMay9]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

[lurpy]

lmao sooooo fucking stupid i love it

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Chuck Norris doesn't consider it good sex if the woman SURVIVES

Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it

Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas

Chuck Norris's smile is the cure to cancer, too bad he never smiles

chuck norris's favorite hobby is knitting sweaters, however by knitting I mean kicking, and by sweaters I mean babies.

Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his gun

chuck Norris stole the cookies from the cookie jar

Some people don't know who chuck Norris is.... and then they get a paternity test.