Chuck Norris

[Rose_Fawx]

I'm sure this may have been done here before, But fuck that past jump off...

Chuck Norris jokes
NOW!

Chuck Norris can clog your toilet..


With his piss!

[allisonwonderland]

Fuck Chuck

[Rose_Fawx]

Fuck Chuck HARD

[mollysynesthesia]

when chuck norris plays the oregon trail, his family dosen't die of cholera, they die of roundhouse kicks to the face.

and chuck norris always gets to oregon before you do.

[kilowatt88]

Why is everyone obsessed with chuck norris? He's just some guy.

[a111z]

some guy who got his ass beat by bruce lee

[word]

when chuck norris jumps into the ocean, he doesnt get wet... the ocean gets chuck.

the endagered species list is a list of animals that chuck norris allows to live.

the fastest way to a man's heart is chuck norris's fist.

[kirby]

Originally Posted by Rose_Fawx

I'm sure this may have been done here before, But fuck that past jump off...

Chuck Norris jokes
NOW!

Chuck Norris can clog your toilet..


With his piss!

hahaha that's a good one!!!!

Chuck norris doesn't sleep.....
He Waits... (not so good, but i haven't heard many)

[paradox]

Chuck Norris can run soo fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris can divide by 0

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....twice

Wilt Chamberlane has claimed to have slept with over 100,000 women in his life....Chuck Norris calls this a 'slow Tuesday'

wanna see more....go to here...lol

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i think thats the adress...have fun

i dont think that one works...try here

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[kirby]

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls.......He walked

[killbaine]

Chuck Norris wasn't born, he punched his way out of his mothers womb and soon after grew a beard.

Some experts believed that the big bang was caused by Vin Diesel slapping god, when in fact it was caused by chuck norris roundhousing vin diesel for slapping god.

chuck norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad chuck norris doesn't cry.

Whenever chuck norris smiles, someone near death survives. Too bad he only smiles after killing someone.

[Conniption]

-The universe is expanding at the speed of light. Scientists theorize that this is because the universe is trying to escape from Chuck Norris.

-One time Chuck Norris was pulled over for drunk driving. He blew a 777%, passed the sobriety test and the OFFICER was then left off with a warning.

- Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.

- When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up, he pushes the earth down

- Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

- Chuck Norris can speak braille.

- Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

- Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent

- Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

- Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

- Every guy has XY chromosomes, so we all have some women in us, but Chuck Norris has YY, an therefore 100% man