stupidest rave names

[vo!?]

Originally Posted by XxiiKILLER

How's Pornstar Princess 9000 for a stupid rave name?

is she hot?

[XxiiKILLER]

Lol. I don't really know.

[samurai_yura]

Originally Posted by cone

tanaka-------------------

thats an actual japanese name...

[XxiiKILLER]

i think "Magodaphus" will be a strange rave name.

[Spaceman Spliff]

Sorry, great guy and all, but who names someone "Koo-koo-ka-choo?" I mean, the song's great, but still, not so great on the namage.

[Derly]

Someone tried to name me fling tzoo before, and at Monster Massive '07, my first event someone else tried to name me based on me being asian. Lol however, I called the guy that tried to name me fling tzoo, a narc when I first met him. Because he came off as total narc. Then right in front of him I tried to get a better rave name, cause I wanted to change it right there.

I don't really have a rave name I introduce myself as Derly (if I know you have probably seen me on RL/myspace) or just plain by my first name...

Originally Posted by XxiiKILLER

How's Pornstar Princess 9000 for a stupid rave name?

I'd tap that fa sho!

[Djbentrance]

hahah @ people trying to play make believe at raves...some dood was rollin tits at this drum and bass show I happen to be at, introduced himself as Orion because he was rollin at a party once and someone rollin with him looked up at the stars and saw orions belt and high as twat as they were dubbed the other Orion the hunter...he was a hunter alright, he was scoutin out my girl's drunk friend

[ShoRtCaKe_CO]

Best story I have about rave names was this one guy called Nightmare. He said he had rolled many, many times before and had never passed out from doing too much x and finally he had done so much he passed out and it was like a nightmare. Honestly, I was pretty gone that night.. I was rolling so hard I couldn't keep a thought for longer than five seconds and sound was phlanging so badly that everything sounded like I was talking into a fan and had a strange echo. For some reason that story stuck with me because I heard it and thought to myself "these people are fucking morons.. I've never done enough mdma to make myself pass out and I've done a LOT of e. What a bunch of fucking etards". I also got pissed when Nightmare freaked out because I bought myself a coke and he told me I was going to die because it wasn't water and I'd become dehydrated. I told him that it was really cool and the carbonation bubbling in your mouth felt awesome.

Yah.. that was a bit of a tangent. In other words, I generally don't find names stupid or not stupid -- I generally find some of the stories behind them absolutely ridiculous.

[prematurecstasyboi]

Originally Posted by Spaceman Spliff

Sorry, great guy and all, but who names someone "Koo-koo-ka-choo?" I mean, the song's great, but still, not so great on the namage.

my friend sparkles did that XD.

[koolkatmack]

Originally Posted by samurai_yura

"donut bitch" is probably the stragest raver name ive heard...

This name is fucking bomb

[Neko_Kitty]

Lets see....

Monsterbation
Sparkle Pussy
Sour Jolly Rancher


those are all I can think of now

although when I was REALLY gone one night I tried to name a girl LINDO.....no clue why...sounded cool though

[Saul_Luv]

my last name is love...does that answer your question =p

(seriously...it is though lol)