Averie....F'd in The A!!!

Handz · #1 29.7.2007, 5:32 pm

So, Nite of Glo was Bust....

...Averie decided To Attend...

..Turns out The Location was a TRAP!!!

Averie (E-Tard) Got rolled buy the Cops with Sarah-Boo (E-Tard). Both were Intoxicated with Booz and Pills and Got Arrested!!! (Finally)

...From Very Accurate information Averie was arrested for having weed on Her.... Any well educated Marijuana Enthusiest (Me, Adrian, Lazer, BobbyIII) would know that you dont get arrested for have 2 grams on you. Maybe she had 28 Grams shuck up Her Snatch....

...With the Marijuana arrest out of the question....and Using Averie's (E-TARD) Drug History as reference you can easliy understand why the Police arrest a Very Large, Very DRUNK, and VERY ROLLING Girl with many pills on here.

...And to make the story even better...Sarah-Boo Crashed Averie's Focus On the Way Down The Mountain

...I bet the Ganja They "Had" on them was probabably some BS Stress weed with enough seeds in it to plant a forrest. If you want the best Medical Bud Around....Call or PM Handz

Moral of the story is...Don't Smoke Stress...Don't Drive around with E-Tards...and Don't let E-tards drive Your Car and Crash it after You Get arrested.

Here is a pic of Averie (Large Fatty Circled in Red). If you compared Averie to the 2 Bitches next to here you can Clearly see that Averie is wider than the 2 Bitches Combined!!!

moogle · #2 29.7.2007, 5:37 pm

Wow, just wow.

Adrian · #3 29.7.2007, 5:38 pm

Holy Shit.

.................... Owned

BabiesWithScabies · #4 29.7.2007, 5:59 pm

haha i'm so confused.

Handz · #5 29.7.2007, 6:02 pm

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Originally Posted by BabiesWithScabies

haha i'm so confused.

Get away you disease skin infected freak!!!!

BabiesWithScabies · #6 29.7.2007, 6:04 pm

5 star thread, would read again.

KillerTofu · #7 29.7.2007, 6:28 pm

this thread delivers hahahhahaa

ParmeJan · #8 29.7.2007, 6:41 pm

.... that's just wrong..

Juno · #9 29.7.2007, 6:44 pm

They did it for the lulz.

Sparky · #10 29.7.2007, 7:38 pm

thats why you dont let e tards drive ya car!!!!!!

if you're fucked up roll down the windows, put the seat back hide the keys and chill until you're sober..