thought of mac when i saw this.

[liftedmoko]

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[Klover]

we all know what this thread is gonna become....

[starbritegirl]

WHAT WHAT!






IN THE BUTT.

[codyishere]

i mine as well be the first one....

buttsecks!

[Chicago]

oooh, this is even better when butters does it...

[{mac} the girl]

HAHA yes FTW!
buttsecks!!!
what what?


in the butt.

wow i really missed ravelinks. i was starting to have withdrawls. no seriously.

[liftedmoko]

yea i miss RL too. i had such a crazy cockblock story i wanted to tell. im still pretty mad about it too. but hopefully i wont get cockblock this week and actually have someoen guide it. hahaha SUPERBAD FTMFW!

[Chicago]

Originally Posted by liftedmoko

SUPERBAD FTMFW!

"SHE'S DTF--DOWN TO FUCK!"

i fucking love superbad. my friend angie is totally a female fogel, my friend kara is a female evan, and they called me seth.

but yeah, cockblockers suck. start a thread and vent, moko!

[liftedmoko]

ill just hijack this thread since im the op. hahaha

well on saturday night my homie told me to drive out to Santa barbara and hang out and shit. im bored and im still recovering from the hangover but decided to pick up the cutie i was drinking with who is my partner in crime right now. we decided to test out my pills i just picked up for POP. went to staters bro and go bananas and OJ to drink and boost up on. even got her 2 ring pop so when she needs it she can eat some candy.

picked her up and jumped on the 405. im coming from the OC so its like 2hours to get there. got to about cherry ave on the 405 in long beach and mad traffic because of accident. she decided to pop them pills now. so gave her the baggies told her to take 1 or 2 or 1.5 of the purple glock i have. didnt move from LBC for 45 mins.

so like about 2 hours later around oxnard she starts to feel it. so i give her the vicks inhaler adn put on some DAFT PUNK (thanks klover ur a life saver). shes all grooving to it and eating her ring pop and sniff the vicks. then i pop the 1.5. decided to just chill cus i just wanted to see how the pills are. she starts to touch my face and my hair she said it feels so good. so i just hold her hand to let her know its ok im here to take care of her.

we got there and i started to feel it. we walk around IV holding hands and making fun of each other and joke around. give her hugs and just be fun and nice and not some perv ya know. cus i do like this chick and dont want to be some douche bag that takes advantage of her. she already told me a few days ago that she gets pretty slutty when she rolls. hahaha. we went back ot my homies frat house that hes visting. gave us light shows adn shit. we chilled blaze. so it comes time to knock out and they have a pull out foam bed sofa thing. we pulled it out and me and her jumped in and botu to knock out i was facing her. out of nowhere my homies jump on the bed and got behind ehr and started to spoon her. im like no fucking way. he knows her too theyre close like me and her too but damm. i put all this effort and time being nice and shit and this fucking frat douchebag wants to reap the rewards?!?!? he didnt know that shes on her rag though. hahaha. i know they didnt do anything other than make out at most cus hes too much of a pussy to try to get dome. but yea i mean i wasnt gonna do anything with her but to see my own homie get up on her when im already in bed with her just really pisses me off.

to top it off he spilled half a bottle of patron in my trunk and now my car smells. and when we got home me and her made plans to go out later that night and he tried to invite himself. he even asked me is it just you 2? with a Smiley face. then hes like cus i wanna tag along. i swear some people has no common sense. my other homie was like man if i was you i woulda falcon punch his ass. (smash brothers reference)

yea so i jsut wantd to vent. we're hanging out this week before i leave for POP. she really wants to go but has a family reunion thing. but she is going to EDC with me and i have my other homies to block the cockblocker. hahaha now thats a true homie, helping guide the cock not block it. hhaha. overall it was a fun weekend. if she didnt have her monthly visit maybe something coulda happened. cus everytime i hug her she just wraps her legs around me and starts to kiss me and shit. i think we moved from jsut friends to something more could happen.

sorry for the long post heres the quick version

homie with no common sense cockblocked me and cutie when we were rolling. never again! someone should falcon punch his ass. im starting to crush on this girl cus everytime we hang out something epic happens. on thursday she sat on me while im drunk and i bit her and she bit back and we struggle with each other and broke the chair i fell down with her on me and my armrest got shoved into my ribs and i hit my head on teh ground. i was so drunk and didnt even remember but got the bruises and cuts to prove it. epic moment i want to remember but cant.

[Chicago]

haha dude, your boy is a dick. i feel hella bad for the girl, though. it's awkward being in a situation where you're with someone you like but you're rolling and someone else is hitting on you. i feel for you, though.

pop, find me! i'm about to make you a piece of kandi right now. red/white or red/clear or purple/clear, right?

[taskaev]

BUTTSECKS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




and yea Klover its spelt B-U-T-T-S-E-C-K-S so dont try to correct it

[{mac} the girl]

Originally Posted by Chicago

"SHE'S DTF--DOWN TO FUCK!"

i fucking love superbad. my friend angie is totally a female fogel,
!

my real names angie.

Originally Posted by taskaev

BUTTSECKS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




and yea Klover its spelt B-U-T-T-S-E-C-K-S so dont try to correct it

ahhhhh yeahhhh buttsecks!!!



oh ravelinks how i missed you!!! AGAIN!