The Ultimate Thread

[DreamCatcher]

Ninjas or Pirates?

Ninjas all the way.

[BayAreaTechnics]

Pirate Ninjas, silent arrrrr's, lol.

[DreamCatcher]

Jesus man you CAN'T just combine the two... that's just... that's just freakin DANGEROUS.

[BayAreaTechnics]

LOL, I know huh. Hmmmm, then I say Ninjas too.

[DreamCatcher]

Whew... I thought we had a situation on our hands.

[MojoKong]

15 seconds in Google will find ANYTHING.

[BayAreaTechnics]

Hells ya, LOL, watch out.

[xDJxSAPHYREx]

Ninjas win. Pirates are extinct, but ninjas are still alive today.

Why?

-Ninjas are more loyal. The only punishment for betrayal is death. pirates have mutiny and fight amongst themselves all the time. Theres never any order with pirates.

-If the movie was called "Ninjas of the Caribbean" nobody would want to see it. Why? It would only be 5 minutes long, because ninjas get the job done and dont waste time.


The only kind of ninja that is NOT cool is a fake ninja. You know what i mean, 12 year old nerds that watch naruto and think just because they bought the headband or fold a black t-shirt over their head, or buy weapons from chinatown that they're automatically a ninja. No you are not a ninja. Ninjas kill people. They ACTUALLY kill people and are trained assasins. You're a 12 year old who gets rides from his mom to karate with Sensei Chuck. I dont know about you, but i cant trust a curly-haired freckle-faced redhead caucasian dude with a mustache to be a legitimate martial arts master.

[paradox]

HeHe...id say...hmmm NINJAS....no frikin question...
but...u gotta factor in that ninjas are like...not visible....so u cant really cheer for them....atleast u can see pirates....also....if the temperature of the world suddenly goes down....the pirates will survive...and the ninjas will die....

[clovurr]

i'm really going to have to step up and take a stand for pirates.

is loyalty, honesty and all around virtue really anything to strive for?

come on, sometimes you just need a good hefty dose of brutal piracy.

also - pirate chicks are hotter.

[Idi0tb0x]

Santa.....

[DreamCatcher]

Originally Posted by clovurr

i'm really going to have to step up and take a stand for pirates.

is loyalty, honesty and all around virtue really anything to strive for?

come on, sometimes you just need a good hefty dose of brutal piracy.

also - pirate chicks are hotter.

Ever been with a ninja chick? It's wild. There's nothing like the sweet, cold cut love of a woman who can do a back flip, walk on water and 'NINJA VANISH'.


BTW Santa isn't fair: He's a religious figure.