Sometimes at Raves...

[MommaShorty]

Originally Posted by sausee

Sometimes At Raves.......................







I See Dead People!!!

sausee 4lyf


So yeah...I'm not gonna lie....I can be an asshole on the dancefloor....especially if i'm rolling

if you see me...wearing little white gloves...and my pupils are the size of my face...and the music is amazing...and i'm doing ridiculous shit....don't....talk to me....you can "approach" me....and we can have a dance off for sure....but if you want to meet me....just WAIT till you see me not on the dancefloor....or in the back of the dancefloor...not moving


I've had people who try to talk to me on the dance floor and i can't hear them....and i just point to my ears, give them an evil grin and shake my head and pretty much say "no no"

or guys who come up to me and try to dance....i'll be polite once....and nudge em a bit, or just be like "sorry I dance alone" but if they go in for the kill....or touch me....you might get shoved...straight up...on the dance floor...

I LOVE to challenge people on the dance floor though. You will ALWAYS see me walk up to people (my favorite are people that aren't dancing but SHOULD be dancing) and push em around a bit and say "what bitch?!" then....the epic gangster dance off begins...


and fuck you guys with your fucking vibrating shenanigans and the sort....i'm usually not rolling...so if you stop me on the dance floor....like PHYSICALLY stop me (i've had people do that, put their hands on my shoulder) then try to give me a fucking light show

fuck off

i give myself my own light shows when i'm rolling anyways....


anyways, i'm glad i got to borrow my room mate's laptop so i could rant


/end rant

[{mac} the girl]

Originally Posted by MommaShorty

sausee 4lyf


So yeah...I'm not gonna lie....I can be an asshole on the dancefloor....especially if i'm rolling

if you see me...wearing little white gloves...and my pupils are the size of my face...and the music is amazing...and i'm doing ridiculous shit....don't....talk to me....you can "approach" me....and we can have a dance off for sure....but if you want to meet me....just WAIT till you see me not on the dancefloor....or in the back of the dancefloor...not moving


I've had people who try to talk to me on the dance floor and i can't hear them....and i just point to my ears, give them an evil grin and shake my head and pretty much say "no no"

or guys who come up to me and try to dance....i'll be polite once....and nudge em a bit, or just be like "sorry I dance alone" but if they go in for the kill....or touch me....you might get shoved...straight up...on the dance floor...

I LOVE to challenge people on the dance floor though. You will ALWAYS see me walk up to people (my favorite are people that aren't dancing but SHOULD be dancing) and push em around a bit and say "what bitch?!" then....the epic gangster dance off begins...


and fuck you guys with your fucking vibrating shenanigans and the sort....i'm usually not rolling...so if you stop me on the dance floor....like PHYSICALLY stop me (i've had people do that, put their hands on my shoulder) then try to give me a fucking light show

fuck off

i give myself my own light shows when i'm rolling anyways....


anyways, i'm glad i got to borrow my room mate's laptop so i could rant


/end rant

but shorty lets me come up to her on the dance floor and molest her from behind. but thats just cuz im special. so everyone else fuck off!

[Starbursttt]

Originally Posted by jimichunga

Sometimes at Raves...


people, who you don't even know, will walk up behind you and touch you with some nasty vibrating device or message you with their hands....




PLEASE STOP THIS.

THANK YOU!! If I wanted your vibrator all up on me I would say so.. But I don't. I wonder how many people they've touched with those things anyways. I bet they never clean them & they take them to each rave & touch each ravers wet sweaty hair and back, then their face. So it's like you're getting peoples back sweat on your face. yummy!

[MommaShorty]

Originally Posted by {mac} the girl

but shorty lets me come up to her on the dance floor and molest her from behind. but thats just cuz im special. so everyone else fuck off!

this is true, you are special

and so is babbs, i saw pictures of her ass raping me on the dance floor at the black and white ball


that reminds me...the most wonderful thing happened at sunshine disco...everyone fucking complained about there not being room to dance....but every time i went to the banging electro room, i'd dance my way to the front, get on the floor right in front of the dj and people would actually MAKE a gap for me...like back the fuck up it's momma shorty....and that gap would remain if i wished it so...and people would just step back and let me dance

it was fucking magical

[dannyg]

Sometimes at raves..

I wear kandi!!!

[juiceboxx]

Originally Posted by jimichunga

Sometimes at Raves...


people, who you don't even know, will walk up behind you and touch you with some nasty vibrating device or message you with their hands....




PLEASE STOP THIS.

YES PLEASE. i hate those things, when i'm rolling, when i'm sober, when i'm whatever. stop.

and sometimes at raves...people who i don't know try to talk to me on the dance floor, and i can't understand them cause it's loud, and they get frustrated because i keep going, "WHAT!? WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!" i guess i'm bad at hearing people in loud rooms or something...but don't get mad at me

[{mac} the girl]

Originally Posted by Starbursttt

THANK YOU!! If I wanted your vibrator all up on me I would say so.. But I don't. I wonder how many people they've touched with those things anyways. I bet they never clean them & they take them to each rave & touch each ravers wet sweaty hair and back, then their face. So it's like you're getting peoples back sweat on your face. yummy!

im gona put my vibrator on you. dont worry youll like it