SO MUCH HATE (Chapter 666)

[Lowball]

Not!!!! hahah

so this thread is for you to describe awsome and mischeivious ways to entertain yourself.

my personal favorite is to go through a Mcdonnalds drive through.

At the window, order a 6 piece Fetus McJesus, and a large order of Crusifry's.

Get's um off gaurd every time and it's hillarious



fun times

P.S. Best done piss drunk from Back seat window, then when they catch on just drive off.

[DreamCatcher]

if you've got time and a lil money and wherewithall try this one. Prefrebly in a large department store, or some other faceless company mega-building.

1. get 3 birds, of a sizable variety. Chickens or ducks are wonderful birds to work with, and are easily found. Other superb varieties would be live turkey's, or peacocks if you can find them. Try to stay away from smaller birds as they are hard to catch and could become lost. If you're really creative mix it up.

2. Get three pieces of cardboard and attach a loop of string around to the top making a hanging sign of sorts, designed to fit around the chickens neck. make it tight, but not uncomfortably so, chickens deserve comfort, even if they are anti-corporate warrior chickens.

3. Neatly write the numbers (bonus points for writing the numbers in English) One, Two, and Four upon the cardboar necklaces.

4. Release the chickens in the store during a lull in the day. You'll want people present, but not too many--chickens are easily stressed. Wallah! Mayhem and confusion for hours, maybe even days!

[AdamAnt4201]

If you're in Taco Bell with a friend go to refill your drink and ask them if they want a refill. After the refill, rip the corner off of a fire sauce packet and stick it on the bottom of the straw. Replace lid on the cup with the sauce pack in the drink. Hand off soda sit back and enjoy!!!

[__RepTaR__]

Originally Posted by AdamAnt4201

If you're in Taco Bell with a friend go to refill your drink and ask them if they want a refill. After the refill, rip the corner off of a fire sauce packet and stick it on the bottom of the straw. Replace lid on the cup with the sauce pack in the drink. Hand off soda sit back and enjoy!!!

BAHAHAHAH
i'm so gonna do this

>_<

[OverDaCounterCulture]

I love to go to open houses. But not any houses... SUPER DUPER MANSION HOUSES (specifically hella nices ones on westcliff in SC but i've done this elsewhere)

Then i go in in character, my favorite to play is the spoiled little rich girl but I have tried out some independently wealthy characters too(ie parents died in terrible plane crash, left me everything etc)

I start with
"Mommy and Daddy have said I can buy a house . The dorms are just so *insert snotty rich bitch comment here*"

Then i proceed to make them think I'm handling it all and I, remember am a 18-19 stupid kid who is willing to pay asking price in full for whatever i want. What ever the asking price is I always say "Is that it? Mommy and Daddy would totally do that for me."

From there i get the royal tour. Its awesome. If I think the person showing me around is a dick I'll start calling the house too small. Sometimes its hard not to lose it when i say shit like that because these are really nice houses. Way bigger than anything i will ever move into.

I know I kniow... its kinda weird but honestly when I'm broke and bored it gives me something to laugh about.