I do not like green eggs and thizz

[GlowsticksAndCondoms]

taken from a friend's friend. I redid it a little bit so it makes more sense;

I will not do that hit of E
Thank you, but it's not for me
I will not do it at a pub
I will not do it at a club
I will not do it while I'm dancing
I will not do it while romancing
I will not chew that little pill
Its bitter taste just makes me ill
I will not do it at Trip 5
Not POP nor LOVE nor Black & White
I will not do it in Palm Springs
I told you I don't like those things
I will not do it at gay pride
It makes me feel too warm inside
I would not, could not during sex
I will not do that hit of X
I will not do it with a trick
Not if I need to use my dick
Even with a bump of K I would not do it anyway
I do not like it when I roll
Not one bit, one bit at all
I will not do a mitsubishi
I told you no, just let me be
I will not do a calvin klein
I'd rather have a glass of wine
I will not do a microdot
They're fine for you, for me they're not
I haven't done one since the day
They were pure MDMA


hhahhaha. I love it.
Then again I really don't like thizz. I saw it though and thought you guys might enjoy.

[prematurecstasyboi]

dude hahaha!

i like how its got current raves in it and it still rhymes

[Evolv3]

[GlowsticksAndCondoms]

well the raves are the main thing I changed. cause in the original they didn't ryhm and they were all AZ raves

[allpowafull]

this is hella cool and i agree with it completely lol