Hey bayravers - Page 3

Idi0tb0x · #25 14.3.2007, 8:58 pm

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Originally Posted by ChunkyLover53

Wow no...Although your question makes me seriously believe that's what your problem IS (autocorrection by IdiotBox). Sorry though, I don't think we will bonding over that little shared moment. I know you were so looking forward to getting me up on your knee. Maybe you can bend over one of these faggy little candy kids though, I'm sure one of them needs a daddy figure talk to while they suck on their pacifiers.

Naw, I'm certain that you just need a good hug with a stealthy pelvic thrust thrown in for good measure.

It's ok if you need love. I can hear your cries for help.

ChunkyLover53 · #26 14.3.2007, 8:59 pm

Dude that's what I'm doing right now...thank god for laptops.

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Originally Posted by Idi0tb0x

It's ok if you need love. I can hear your cries for help.

Actually I think the crying is your mom..."WHY OH WHY DID I GIVE BIRTH TO SUCH AN UNINTERESTING SON?! I SHOULD HAVE JUST GIVEN HIS DADDY HEAD!"

Idi0tb0x · #27 14.3.2007, 9:00 pm

90% of your posts are like dropping a deuce.

Though taking a shit is probably more informative

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Originally Posted by ChunkyLover53

Actually I think the crying is your mom..."WHY OH WHY DID I GIVE BIRTH TO SUCH AN UNINTERESTING SON?! I SHOULD HAVE JUST GIVEN HIS DADDY HEAD!"

Least my mom knew my dad, wasn't just a john while she was hookin like your mom. Someone shoulda coat hangered your ass long ago.

ChunkyLover53 · #28 14.3.2007, 9:03 pm

Hey I take that as a compliment, taking a shit is fucking entertaining, and important...and I'm still more interesting than you sweetums.

Idi0tb0x · #29 14.3.2007, 9:04 pm

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Originally Posted by ChunkyLover53

Hey I take that as a compliment, taking a shit is fucking entertaining, and important...and I'm still more interesting than you sweetums.

I'll admit it's difficult to look away from a train wreck.

ChunkyLover53 · #30 14.3.2007, 9:05 pm

Oh they tried, but it didn't take...I'm way too determined to be derailed by something so inconsequential as abortion....psh.

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I'll admit it's difficult to look away from a train wreck.

Exactly what I said to your mom. That's the only reason I hit it from the front.

Idi0tb0x · #31 14.3.2007, 9:10 pm

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Originally Posted by ChunkyLover53

Exactly what I said to your mom. That's the only reason I hit it from the front.

I couldn't bring myself to bang your mom, the stench from her acid snatch made me blow vomit everywhere...I just coun't imagine being able to wash that smell off...like dead squid and homeless person with a dash of burnt hair.

Dead Baby Smoker · #32 14.3.2007, 9:12 pm

will you guys just fist eachother and stfu, thanks

Idi0tb0x · #33 14.3.2007, 9:13 pm

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Originally Posted by Dead Baby Smoker

will you guys just fist eachother and stfu, thanks

Naw, the acid snatch is hereditary

ChunkyLover53 · #34 14.3.2007, 9:19 pm

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Originally Posted by Idi0tb0x

I couldn't bring myself to bang your mom, the stench from her acid snatch made me blow vomit everywhere...I just coun't imagine being able to wash that smell off...like dead squid and homeless person with a dash of burnt hair.

Trust me man it's possible, you just gotta put one of those vicks masks on and try not to look directly at it. I learned that when your little sister came to visit.