Children Beware!!!

ejoy515 · #1 18.12.2006, 3:20 pm

So... my boyfriend was smoking a peach optimo at lithium dosage.

this young girl comes up and askes, "hey is that grass?"

He replies, "well its part grass, lsd, crack, and raid! Want some?"

So she said, "LSD?, sure ill have some!" and takes a hit of his cig. She realizes its just a regular optimo, gives it back and says, "this is just an optimo, i didnt know people actually smoked these plain!"

What a fucking idiot!!!

Kids, people, whoever: BEWARE!!! Please dont be this stupid, you dont know shit about us! Someone else could really fuck you up. It could have been laced with anything and that little girl could be dead or retarded.

Ok im done now. Sorry just a quick rant!!!

Toni DC · #2 18.12.2006, 3:53 pm

People are stupid. The end~!

BIG_kua · #3 18.12.2006, 5:10 pm

i was wondering what the hell happened there. was she talkin shit when she walked away cause home girl would have been smacked upside the head for sure. she should have gotten smacked anyway for being so stupid.

DreamCatcher · #4 18.12.2006, 5:28 pm

Yea I brought along a mix of some bleach, camel urine and miracle-gro and was freebasing it of a hoof-blown glass model of the devils penis. The same girl came up to me and asked for a drag. Silly chillun' you are what you consume.

peace all, stay safe.

ejoy515 · #5 18.12.2006, 5:34 pm

ahahahahahahhahhahahhaha

She learned everthing she know from her uncle!!

BIG_kua · #6 18.12.2006, 5:35 pm

the devils penis huh?? i heard he's hung like a christmas tree light. poor bastard. and we wonder why hes so angry

wow i am insanely tired right now...and i'm at work. this is gonna be a fun night.

buttons · #7 18.12.2006, 7:09 pm

Was she wearing trashy target underwear that was too small for her? Because I hear thats all the rage. Freaking kids.

Toni DC · #8 18.12.2006, 7:17 pm

from the prostitots line!

ejoy515 · #9 18.12.2006, 7:25 pm

I think she was wearing something like this.

But she had the body of a 10 year old.

babygotbunz · #10 18.12.2006, 7:32 pm

noo thats from the mary kate & ashley olsen line!!!

shitsngiggles · #11 18.12.2006, 11:13 pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by DreamCatcher

Yea I brought along a mix of some bleach, camel urine and miracle-gro and was freebasing it of a hoof-blown glass model of the devils penis. The same girl came up to me and asked for a drag. Silly chillun' you are what you consume.

peace all, stay safe.

amazing post