Nerdapathy
Posted 26.2.2009 at 10:51 pm by pico
Some say that nerdism is not even a word and im just a raving loon.
Maybe.
However, today something awesome happened to me.
I was downstairs making some soup (cant eat much else do to dental care earlier today.) Once the soup is heated i taste it and its too hot to nom, so i go upstairs with my bowl, entering an environment devoid of silence to the very definition of the phrase. I have psytrance blasting to awesome levels to mute the evil dogs barking outside. Those bitches never stfu. I swear.
So im sitting at my desktop, browsing through various websites and poking at my soup (chicken dumpling) ever couple seconds to check if its cooled down enough. Nope.
All of the sudden i think to check ups for the status of a package ive been expecting. I open up my email program, find the associated email with the tracking info and *poof* am transported to the ups site where my package is labeled "out for delivery". So im thinking 'it gets delivered tomorrow, wtf?' I walk downstairs and look out my front door .. no notices or packages, so i decide ill take my phone, my soup, and myself outside and chill waiting for ups (because i figured id never hear them while inside with the music.)
Walking out of my garage with my soup in hand (i always use the garage entrance) i turn back to look at my front door and notice a ups sticky there. Fuck. I walk up to the sticky, ready it, and wonder how long ago this was left, as i couldnt see the sticky where it was at from the inside.
I walk into my house, pondering 'i bet that fucker is still in the neighborhood' and i try to weight hunting his ass down or not.
A minute later im driving out of my driveway, down the street, and to the opposite of the route i think hes going (i notice them going in a loop when they drive around.)
LOW AND BEHOLD .. after a couple lefts and some driving, i see the large brown mule-like van thing. I cheer and proclaim my victory to everybody in my car ...
I pull up alongside the ups guy, sticky in hand, and he asks 'did i miss you?' with a chuckle ... and after a short conversation about hunt/seeker spaceships from star trek and a little joke he made about me owing 6 dollars .. i was handed my package ..
I dont ~know if nerdapathy exists, but its obvious to me that if you love technology enough, the cosmos will reward you in mysterious ways. In this case, ill have a nice new 17" screen to use tomorrow whereever i want at home instead of this 'ol 15" screen.
Maybe.
However, today something awesome happened to me.
I was downstairs making some soup (cant eat much else do to dental care earlier today.) Once the soup is heated i taste it and its too hot to nom, so i go upstairs with my bowl, entering an environment devoid of silence to the very definition of the phrase. I have psytrance blasting to awesome levels to mute the evil dogs barking outside. Those bitches never stfu. I swear.
So im sitting at my desktop, browsing through various websites and poking at my soup (chicken dumpling) ever couple seconds to check if its cooled down enough. Nope.
All of the sudden i think to check ups for the status of a package ive been expecting. I open up my email program, find the associated email with the tracking info and *poof* am transported to the ups site where my package is labeled "out for delivery". So im thinking 'it gets delivered tomorrow, wtf?' I walk downstairs and look out my front door .. no notices or packages, so i decide ill take my phone, my soup, and myself outside and chill waiting for ups (because i figured id never hear them while inside with the music.)
Walking out of my garage with my soup in hand (i always use the garage entrance) i turn back to look at my front door and notice a ups sticky there. Fuck. I walk up to the sticky, ready it, and wonder how long ago this was left, as i couldnt see the sticky where it was at from the inside.
I walk into my house, pondering 'i bet that fucker is still in the neighborhood' and i try to weight hunting his ass down or not.
A minute later im driving out of my driveway, down the street, and to the opposite of the route i think hes going (i notice them going in a loop when they drive around.)
LOW AND BEHOLD .. after a couple lefts and some driving, i see the large brown mule-like van thing. I cheer and proclaim my victory to everybody in my car ...
I pull up alongside the ups guy, sticky in hand, and he asks 'did i miss you?' with a chuckle ... and after a short conversation about hunt/seeker spaceships from star trek and a little joke he made about me owing 6 dollars .. i was handed my package ..
I dont ~know if nerdapathy exists, but its obvious to me that if you love technology enough, the cosmos will reward you in mysterious ways. In this case, ill have a nice new 17" screen to use tomorrow whereever i want at home instead of this 'ol 15" screen.
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lmao most random story ever
Im not actually sure why i just read this,lol kit was a pretty pointless story but well written and it actually kepr me intrested
Posted 10.3.2009 at 5:07 pm by Immortalminnions
