When I was in seventh grade my family decided to go to Hawaii, but bring my grandma along since her husband had just passed away and she had neck surgery recently so as to have some time to get away from everything.
The first week we were there, we went to this one beach to snorkel. Within my first hour there some sea turtle scared me and caused me to scrape up my thigh against coral/rock crap fucked me up, anyways I was chillin with my grandma watching everyone at the beach when my mom comes up to my grandma saying she was going to make her snorkel. I tried to convince my mom that was a retarded idea considering my grandma was already using a walker to get around due to her surgery and her balance was way off…walking into water and bracing yourself against waves was no bueno. But no one listened to me.
Oh yeah sidenote; my grandma is like one of those little cute grandma’s like, like to wear make up and look all done up so they don’t look their age and jazz.
So we walked my grandma into the water like knee-height then I ran her walker back up to our towels and stuff. Then my mom had an ingenious idea to hand my grandma a child’s flotation device (Like those tiny ass foam boogie boards for toddlers lulz) and she went head first underwater and all the snorkler’s saw and wadded over to help her, but she was so fucked up from surgery still it took like a handful of people to get her standing up again. And I guess she wore like the things to make your boobs bigger in bathing suits I’m not sure, but it went floating out of her bathing suit and an old man caught it and handed them both to her. On top of all this 2 hot ass lifeguards were like running to the scene only to find an old lady struggling to stand up with fake boobs in her hands. Easily over 100 people observed that, I’m sure entertaining scene, but for me horrific.
