[gopher]

Ill start!

I was in math class in some odd grade of middle school, and it was my first day back, and i got seated behind the girl i had a crush on.


everything was silent, and i ripped some major ass straight up, loud obnoxious rank ass fart.

My face went bright red, and i was asked to leave the classroom. I felt the fart coming, but there was nothing i could do to stop this unfortunate turn of events.


I later laughed at the situation, but for the time being it was very embarassing, and she didnt speak to me for like a month :O ahha.





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Another time, when i used to work in the mall (parkway plaza for those who know san diego) i worked across the way from charlotte russe and i was flirting with one of the girls from across the way cause thats what we would all do, and i went to go walk into the store and was too dumb to see that the doors were shut for the time being and smashed right into the glass door :x



ive got more, but lets here some of your embarrassing stories :P