[Klover]

Originally Posted by freund

now lets take our time machine forward to now. who is that playing? why its the promoter GF! she sucks some good dick, eh. i mean how else does a girl who cant even match the easiest of beats get to play at midnite? did she also blow the sound guy so he would turn up the bins? yeh i think so. you guys have it soo lucky just suck a dick and get a gig! that's so novel! when i was dj'ing out i had to understand subbass, and pressure waves, and comprssor. we could run the sound and the soudn guy was sleeping inthe corner. not anymore, he needs his dick sucked by the next dj, cuase he doesnt know how to work the cross fader. man, what a sad nite. good thing he named himself dj e-fun. so suking dick is just e-fun. hey e-fun, i hear some shoes in the dryer and your on the ambient part. whats going on? oh you crossed over to the wrong record. wow. that is so rookie. why are you playing prime slot, in the main room again. oh yes, you suck a mighty cock. its almost like a mighty wind, but no one from NY will ever show up here. what a turn out.. almost 75 ptots and a few random [k] heads. this party is soo epic. when i wake up in the moring im writng a two line review of all the magical fun! it will be epic. like homers illiad, nope odysse, cause thats what this is. a journey that takes years to complete and everyone dies. its a good thing you have 25 dj;s for the 5 hours you have the permit. that so much fun in one 5 hour nite. its almost like diing, but coming back! what a nite to remmeber butters has done it again, another kickass and take no name dj;s.... special k for everyone.. oops, i only have some for me and that one gf of the dj that is sucking my dick now cause i told her she could have all of it. but no, im taking, hell im gay.. shes just a cumdumpster. girls dont mean anything when they were nothing but a bra, panties and some string. you made it girl. you mary fuking tyler whore!

its funny how even now when he clicks into his "older and more mature" sounding persona and we know hes not a kid....he still sounds like a 12 year old.