The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
-George Carlin
"Once I personally realized I would never completely have my shit 'together', I finally started to enjoy life....sort of."
-Bill T. Miller
"You can improve the humor value of almost any situation by injecting a weasel into it."
-Dave Barry
perhaps more serious offerings when I can get at my books
