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Originally Posted by iLikeMusic
I actually 80% agree with The Joker
Potheads take the word "flakey" to a new level. Making plans with a weed addict is like fucking a prostitute - they tell you that they're coming, but you know it's a lie.
Stoners only talk about one thing: weed. I can't stand being in a room and having to listen to a group of them argue and engage in long, heated discussions about it:"
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haha fucking prostitutes
but yeah real hardcore stoners that only talk about weed or just tell stories about how they got high, or just a story about how high they got...not what they did....
my friend called me a stoner the other day because yes, i do smoke weed every day....but sometimes its just like a half hour before i go to bed, and that's is MY time to drink hot cocoa, eat popcorn and watch samurai jack...and i love that time...i actually get a lot done when i'm stoned...i have MORE perseverance...
for example
...this was when i first learned the beauty of smoking weed by yourself...in your own home...cuz you got nothing to be paranoid about...
i wanted to draw...and paint. i never draw. or paint. what did i do? i spent a good 20 minutes rummaging around my room determined to find my old art supplies from like fucking elementary school. took a while but i did it. i drew a fucking awesome picture
if i was sober...you know what i would have done? i would have given up looking for shit like 2 minutes into it. when i'm stoned i always stop myself and ask "what SHOULD i be doing right now?" that's how i got my job. i got stoned one time and starting typing myspace.com and then stopped and said "what SHOULD i do right now?" and i filled out applications...it's weird
but yeah...some stoners fucking piss me off
ESPECIALLY the ones that get MAD when they ask you if you want to smoke weed and you say no. Cuz i'm a lightweight...and i only like to get REAAALLLYYY stoned if i'm by myself or with close friends, so if i'm already stoned and someone offers...and i say no cuz i'm already stoned and they get all hyphy about it it just pisses me off....
and i can't even talk about weed people will ask me "what kind of weed is this?" "is it outdoor or indoor" and i'm like i dont fucking know it's fucking weed.
yeah this was a long reply. big deal