[Nick den Haag]

diggi-diggi-woop-woop, yes my people 'tis i.
i am here to pose a question to the true trance heads out there...........

since i have been travelling our vast world, attending local lunatic asylums we call festivals, i have come to the conclusion anything can and most probally will happen at said event. small children hurled into trees of jelly-beans, ANYTHING.

what i ask of you good people is to lend your stories of extreme madness so that others can bask in the wonderment of your adventures.

the greatest story shall be praised eternally till the end of time. even i shall fill your eyes with words of extreme divilment from my own adventures.

go now and serve the trance