[Tommy Danger]

I have never heard of it but now I wanna try it.

Lay your UFO wind pants flat on an even surface, back side up. Pull strings from inside cargo pockets through the button hole located in the pocket pleats; Strings should dangle loose.

Fold right leg at knee so that pant ankle is near pant waist. Take ankle drawstring and tie it through the loop located inside the front of the waistband.

Repeat process with other pant leg.

Slip your arms through the straps created by the pants legs. The waist of the pants should be near your neck. The ankles of the pants should be at your shoulders with the pant legs under your arms. Take the strings dangling from the cargo pockets and tie them around your waist. Paraphernalia may be inserted through waistband of the pant, and the drawstring can be pulled shut. Additional stuff can be stored in the cargo pockets.