For those of you who are not too spent at the moment, Id like to invite you to a san francisco tradition.
Join 150 or so Santas as we carol, drink, tell stories, drink, bring merriment, drink, and gerenally defile the image of Mr. Kringle while we drink. You have to be old enough to drink legally to come. Did I mention that there will be drinking? Oh, and reindeer fucking?
No, I am not kidding.
Join us at 10:30am at the ferry terminal at Pier 39 dressed as Santa, one of Santa's ho's, one of santa's elves, or some other holiday character (Krismass Raver?) to drink and spread debachery throughout San Francisco today. If we last long enough we're gonna hit up the Bootie X-Mas party at DNA, Santas get in free!
OBEY SANTA!